Geram

tadi ibu aku call..

ibu: assalamualaikum..
aku: waalaikumusalam..
ibu: hello my boy!
aku: hellooo..
ibu: what happend to you?
aku: nothing...
abu: senyap jer.. xcall ibu pon..
aku: call la.. msg jer...
ibu: why u sound soo lembik...
aku: xmkn 2 hari..
ibu: why?
aku: duit xder...
ibu: knape x bg tau?!
aku: i've already sen u a msg... "ibu, please send money" but u didn't reply..
ibu: ya allah.. how much did u want..?
aku: 1 milion..
ibu: nak beli kpal terbang ker..?
aku: a'ah..
ibu: seriously, how much do you want..?
aku: i hutang with my friend 100 bucks already..
ibu: 100 bucks..? byk nyer..?
aku: haritu streamyx kene ptong.. 3 bln x byar...
ibu: dah agk dah...
aku: well, you know ur son rite..?
ibu: okey, i'll bank in rm350.. is that enough..?
aku: sure.. more than enough..
ibu: don't be too lavish.. syg duit tu skit..
aku: okey ibu.. many thanks..
ibu: sure.. no problem.. one more thing.. jgn lupe solat..!
aku: K..

at the end of the line, i heard my fathers voice...

ayah: apsal?
ibu: bdk b'tuah nie dah 2 hari xmkn..
ayah: ah..! bohong la dier tu..!

tooott.. called drop..

i was like, what the f?! ayah aku ckp aku bhong..?! ish..! geram nyer kau..!

p/s: still waiting for the money.. hurmmm...